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Přišel za mnou jeden Řek, a ten mi řek, abych mu řek, kolik je v Řecku řeckých řek. A já mu řek, že nejsem řek, abych mu řek, kolik je v Řecku řeckých řek.
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Kmotře Petře, nepřepepřete mi toho vepře, jak mi, kmotře Petře, toho vepře přepepříte, tak si toho přepepřeného vepře sám sníte.
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Rozprostovlasatila-li se dcera krále Nabuchodonozora, či nerozprostovlasatila-li se dcera krále Nabuchodonozora.
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Tři sta třicet tři stříbrných křepelek přeletělo přes stři sta třicet tři stříbrných střech.
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Strč prst skrz krk.
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V hlavní roli lorda Rolfa hrál Vladimír Leraus a na klavír hrála Klára Králová.
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Od poklopu ke poklopu, Kyklop kouli koulí.
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V naší peci piští myši, v naší peci psíci spí.
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Čistý s Čistou čistili činčilový čepec.
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Kdy mohou splatiti Ti ti tiší hoši dluh?
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Náš táta má neolemovanou čepici. Olemujeme-li mu ji nebo neolemujeme-li mu ji?
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Vlk strhl srně hrst srsti.
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Tvrdíš, že sis přiskřípl prsty mezi dvířka skříně.
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Nenaolejuje-li tě Julie, naolejuji Julii já.
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Nejnekulaťoulinkovaťejší z nejnekulaťoulinkovaťejších.
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Kotě v bytě hbitě motá nitě
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Prut plul rychle po proudu a v láhvi se lyricky perlil ricinový olej.
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Petr Fletr pletl svetr. Pletl Petr Fletr svetr? Svetr pletl Petr Fletr.
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Pštros s pštrosicí a pštrosáčaty šli do pštrosačárny.
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Utlum tu hubu a kup tu kupu hub!
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Naše lomenice je mezi lomenicemi ta nejlomenicovatější lomenice.
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Zalyžařivšísi lyžař potkal nezalyžařivšísi lyžařku.
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Řapík řebříčku řízl Řinu do prstu.
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V naší peci piští myši, v naší peci psíci spí.
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Před potokem pět kop konopí, za potokem pět kop konopí.
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Šla Prokopka pro Prokopa, pojď Prokope pojíst oukropa.
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Pokopete-li mi to pole, nebo nepokopete-li mi to pole.
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Poslal posel posla pro slámu.
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Náš pan kaplan v kapli plakal.
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Pudl prdl pudr.
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Kolouch, kohout s mouchou mnohou, s hloupou chloubou houpou nohou, plavou dlouhoustrouhou ouzkou, chroupou oukrop s pouhou houskou.
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Sysli myslí, že v té pixli je syslí müsli.
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Letěl jelen jetelem.
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V Londýně u lorda Donalda dávali lahodné bledule, hladoví blondýni lepili okolo loudavě cedule.
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Řehoř Řehořovič řeže řeřichu.
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Strýc Šusta suší švestky.
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Měla babka v kapse brabce, brabec babce v kapse píp. Zmáčkla babka brabce v kapse, brabec babce v kapse chcíp.
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Vlky plky, drbu vrbu, vlk zmrzl, prst zvlhl, zhltl hrst zrn.
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Máma má málo máku.
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